Mmmk so I’m sitting there watching Snow White with my girlfriend right?
We’re at the part where she kisses that dude in the forest. You know…the one who decides he has a thing for her even though they hadn’t seen each other since she was captured by the creepy pale man and his maniac queen sister with severe childhood trauma.
Anyways the dude transforms into the evil queen right?
OK STOP FREEZE AND REWIND
Yeah, she kissed the dude…and the dude turned into the queen. So as everyone is freaking out like’ “Oh noes!! The queen got her and she’s dying!” I’m like 0_0 whaaaaat they just kissed….SHE KISSED HER!
SHE KISSED HER!
Am I the only one who was transfixed by this part in the movie? Well…anyways…fuck yeah Snow White you kiss the evil shit out of that queen. Shit goddamn.